Sunday, July 23, 2006

She Was Wearing WHAT!?!?

Can you believe that she actually picked that out to wear in her concerts that she plays? Or what's even worse is that she probably didn't pick that. She PAID someone to come up with that horrid excuse for trendy fashion.

This week I bring to you for your opinion the whole concept of celebrity fashion. Can someone tell me what's going on? I was looking through a magazine at work the other day on my break and I could not believe some of the things that the "famous" people we know and love were wearing! I mean am I taking crazy pills????

Please tell me why it's trendy to wear a small household clock around your neck? I mean are you rich people to good for an old fashion watch? Apparently tights are coming back in again girls. Yuck. There is a reason things like the 80's are constantly joked about being forgotten...I mean how would you like to see your man wearing tapered jeans??? Yeah that's what I thought.

What is even funnier then the lack of fashion sense shown by some celebs is the fact that there are some people that you and I know that try and pull off some of this stuff. I mean come on who out there wants to get a "Grill"? If I wanted to see a gold mine in your mouth, I'd throw a nugget at your face.

So next time you're watching ET or people walk in to a huge event like the Emmy's, please don't go out and participate in some awful trend that you see. Step back a moment from Mary Heart's piercing voice and think to yourself "don't do it!" Because if you fail to do it then, you'll eventually find yourself quoting the immortal words of Ron Burgundy, "I immediately regret this decision."

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4 comments:

Anonymous said...

atleast the 80's gave us decent music. You cant say that about most of today's bands
melissa

His Beloved said...

i have been raging about the return of tights for a couple weeks now too. tights that end just below your knee, worn with a mini jean-skirt and an oversized shirt of some sort DO NOT look fashionable! why don't they just grow giant bangs, tease their hair and throw on a pair of scrunchy socks while they are at it!?!?! i stand firm in my claim that i had no control over how i dressed in the 80's and i choose not to return to that era! haha good word jon, good word!

Heather Durkee said...

Wow. His teeth are a little too much bling, bling for my taste!

Kirk said...

"tights that end just below your knee, worn with a mini jean-skirt and an oversized shirt of some sort" What a great idea for an outfit. I'll be picking myself up one of those. I kind of like the clock around the neck. Not only are you providing a service of telling the time for others who do not wear watches but a clock is a formidable weapon when being attacked by a bear. Need I say more?