One movie I won't be seeing. Ever.
I haven't even seen the first two so what why would I want to see the third? I really can't believe that they made another movie in this dismal series, thus making it a trilogy. Trilogies should be reserved for things like Church and Lord of the Rings.
Cars like this annoy the heck out of me. YOU ARE DRIVING A CIVIC!!! (Not that there are anything wrong with Civics.) But they are not, and I repeat NOT a sports car by any means. As far as I am concerned these cars are evil.
Why are loud mufflers cool? What purpose does a fin on a Cavalier serve? Aren't headlights enough to make your car seen at night time by on coming traffic? These, among others are phenomenon that we owe to this new "trilogy". This is perhaps one of the worst things that Hollywood has ever unleashed on the public, a side from the Scary Movie series.
If you do happen to find yourself in the wrong theater this weekend and this pops-up on the screen instead of Nacho Libre, do me a favor. Remind yourself that the cars on the screen aren't cool. Trust me, I think that if you looked in Vin's or Paul's (Walker) garage, you wouldn't find a Civic in it.
Oh and the Random Link of the Week is Updated!!!
Why won't I be rushing out to watch this flick? Here is my answer.
Cars like this annoy the heck out of me. YOU ARE DRIVING A CIVIC!!! (Not that there are anything wrong with Civics.) But they are not, and I repeat NOT a sports car by any means. As far as I am concerned these cars are evil.
Making him the Devil...or boogie-man, you pick.
Why are loud mufflers cool? What purpose does a fin on a Cavalier serve? Aren't headlights enough to make your car seen at night time by on coming traffic? These, among others are phenomenon that we owe to this new "trilogy". This is perhaps one of the worst things that Hollywood has ever unleashed on the public, a side from the Scary Movie series.If you do happen to find yourself in the wrong theater this weekend and this pops-up on the screen instead of Nacho Libre, do me a favor. Remind yourself that the cars on the screen aren't cool. Trust me, I think that if you looked in Vin's or Paul's (Walker) garage, you wouldn't find a Civic in it.
Oh and the Random Link of the Week is Updated!!!
4 comments:
Do they actually drive CIVICS in those movies? Cuz that's pretty darn funny...
Hey, where's the love for the civic's?! You racial neon drivers!
i laughed out loud with the Civic crack. well done!
I drove a Civic for 2 years and thought i was a no-good street thug out for vengeance on the dirty whore who killed my brother out of cold-blooded hatred, whose life i would bring honor to by winning a poorly organized street race in the 'burbs. But then I cleaned up and leased a Corolla. What a testimony.
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