This well I am going to start a new addition to Think-Pad called, "Let's give them a hand." This week's winner of a round of applause is Gillette.
Why you ask? Because they created Fusion, no nota nuclear reaction, the monstrosity that you see on the left there.
That my friends is the new Gillette Fusion, a 5 blade shaving system, no I didn't stutter I said FIVE BLADES. Oh and it's battery powered too just like the M3 power. Does anybody think that this is maybe a bit of overkill? I mean they did step right over the whole 4 blade shaving system. Just no need.
I tell you what I think. I think that Gillette is trying to take over the world. It's a huge conspiracy. I mean why else would they put so many friggin' blades on a razor? I tell you why, because they are expecting numerous people (men) to slit their throats with their product. And if that doesn't work, they'll get you with the battery. Come on Gillette, a battery by water? I for one will not fall for the oldest trick in the book. So start spreading the awareness or you too could be found in a pool of blood when all you wanted to do was trim your sideburns.
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Well,in all honesty I just wasn't finding a close enough shave with the three blade system. I mean it only took off a few layers of skin. When I'm done shaving I want to see bone.
Rainman
I have to be honest...I use the Quattro with the battery, switching from the normal Quattro, switching from the Mach 3, switching from electric.
But the really funny thing is, the Quattro with the battery works way better than any razor I've ever used. If you don't believe me, ask Cherith.
i had skin cancer once, but one swipe with the fusion and I am now cancer free!! Thanks Gillette!
So,I was there when you made your heading!Have an awesome day.Thanks for getting so pumped up for 'Testify' last night.It made it fun for us.
I'm using the battery powered Mach3 Power. (Gillette) The Navy actually required us to use Gillette Mach3's of some type, so it always stuck.
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